What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?